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We Scoop the Poop, So You Don’t Have To

At Turd Nerdz, we take the hassle out of yard maintenance by providing professional dog waste removal services. Whether you’re tired of cleaning up after your dog or simply don’t have the time, we’re here to help. Our team ensures your yard stays clean year-round. Choose one of our plans below and get started today!

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Currently Serving Villa Park, Lombard, and Elmhurst

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Welcome to Turd Nerdz, the only crew that truly knows how to clean up the mess — literally.

We’re not just any dog waste removal service, we’re the nerds of the turd world. We pride ourselves on our ability to turn your backyard into a poop-free paradise while making you chuckle along the way. Think of us as the superheroes of your yard—just without the capes and with a lot more poop bags.

Our mission? To take the “yuck” out of your backyard and leave you with a fresh, clean space where you can hang out with your pup without stepping in, well, you know. Our nerdy team is made up of poop experts who specialize in one thing and one thing only: clearing your yard of those little landmines.

What sets us apart? We have a deep, unspoken bond with every dog’s “business.” We know where to look, when to look, and how to scoop like nobody else. And because we’re nerds, we do it with precision—no mess left behind!

If you’re tired of dodging doggy doo or spending your weekend cleaning up after your furry friend, give us a call. We’ve got the tools, the talent, and the love for pups (and their, uh, deposits) to make your yard spotless again.

At Turd Nerdz, we clean it up so you can just relax and enjoy the “pawsitive” vibes.

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